Congress, College Football’s BCS and Your Tax Dollars at Work
 
In an Associated Press poll taken last month, the issues of most concern to Americans are the economy, health care, terrorism, the federal budget deficit, energy, taxes and our relationship with other countries.  You would think with these formidable challenges to address, our leaders in Washington would have their hands full.  
 
Think again.  
 
Last week the trade and consumer protection subcommittee of the House Energy and Commerce Committee had the time to hold a hearing to investigate college football’s Bowl Championship Series.  Led by Texas Congressman Joe Barton, the gathering investigated whether the current system should be changed to include playoffs.  Believing that the BCS, which currently decides which two NCAA teams will play for the national college football championship, is inherently flawed, the Congressman was so enraged he compared it to another system that sends fear into the heart of any true red-blooded American.
 
"It's like communism," he proclaimed at the hearing. "You can't fix it."
And who says there is no passion in the halls of Congress these days?
Congressman Barton is so dedicated to the cause, he has introduced legislation that would prevent the NCAA from labeling a game a national championship unless it’s the outcome of a playoff system.
Well, Joe, it’s good to know where your priorities are and that you’re willing to spend the time to get to the bottom of something that the majority of Americans think is none of your business.  
But since you seem so determined to use your position in this manner, after you finish meddling with college footage,  could you get to the bottom of a few other things that have been bothering me?
 
Could you please find out...

... why an hour and a half episode of Dancing With The Stars contains less than twenty minutes of actual dancing?

... how is it that the questions in Slumdog Millionaire are asked in the same order in which they occurred in Jamil Malik’s life?

... when Miss USA became so lame that Perez Hilton is asked to be one of its judges?

... who would win in a fight between Superman and Spiderman?

... how come so many home runs are being hit in the new Yankee Stadium?

... why every episode of Desperate Housewives runs over by a minute and a half so that my DVR always cuts off the end?

... why hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog buns come in packs of eight?

... what really did happen at the end of the last episode of The Sopranos? 

... why Hollywood keeps doing film remakes when they’re never as good as the original?

... what the difference is between the Best Persons in the World and the Worst Persons in the World on Countdown With Keith Olbermann?  

.. why every time my wife tunes in to an Angels’ baseball game, Chone Figgins is either at bat or on base?

And most importantly, can you please settle once and for all...

... Ginger or Mary Ann???

And if all this sounds ridiculous, so does wasting time and taxpayer money trying to enact federal legislation for the college football championship!
 
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Texas Congressman Joe Barton
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Gilligan's Island Ginger or Mary Ann?