Sarah Palin shocked the political world last Friday with the announcement that she would be resigning as Governor of Alaska, effective July 26.  Declaring she was not going to run again for Governor and that her “lame duck” status would not serve the best interests of Alaskans, Palin appears to reason she can best serve her state, her country and her party by not holding political office.   But just because she is shedding the trappings of the Governor’s office, it doesn’t mean she’ll be slowing down at all.  In fact, things should start to become even busier for the rogue maverick now that so many pesky distractions are off her calendar.  

 

And with that thought in mind, here is Media Mischief’s vision of what Sarah Palin’s “To Do” list might look like

 

- Visit Russia -- remember to turn and wave at friends and family back in Wasilla

 

- Contact the Detroit Shock -- see if the team needs a backup point guard

 

- TP Katie Couric’s house

 

- Try not to “pal around” with any terrorists

 

- Investigate how someone can become a spokesperson for LensCrafters -- eyeglasses aren’t cheap, you know

 

- Thaw and barbecue all that moose meat that’s been piling up in the freezer

 

- Defriend John McCain from Facebook page

 

 

- Teach one of my kids to play hockey

 

- Score tickets to The David Letterman Show

 

- Lure all the 2012 GOP presidential hopefuls into my confidence... and then crush them